Driving on 9

best cartoon ever

I have for the first time in my life aquired what I can only call an enemy. She greets me at the subway with foul language and obcene gestures. Today while passing me on a bus she screamed a scream I could not hear and gave me the one finger victory salute.
I know why she is my enemy. I know why she hates me. To have her tell it I am fat but that is not the cause. Yesterday, I saw her irrationally attack a teenager on the train with the same sort of venom she now spews at me. Well, he isn’t fat. Apparently, his mother is addicted to crack cocaine unlike my enemy. My enemy has a real job and would never be addicted to crack. But I digress. The teenager unwisely defended his mother and that is how he gained the wrath of my enemy. (His mother is a crack addict, he is a crack dealer, she will fight his mother etc). On our way exiting the subway my enemy took it upon herself to complain about the teenager to a police officer. An MTA employee and I talked to the officer in the teenagers defence. This is where I made my enemy.
I was greeted today on exiting the train with a low "fatso fatso". She asked for the MTA employees badge number. This excites me. Never in life have I had such a clear relationship. I just hope that it ends soon.

Yep

Look quick

Nothing says justice like a Japanese game show.

Tomorrow there is a 100% percent chance of lightning in NYC. Never in my entire life have I heard of such a thing. I can in my mind imagine knowing rain is coming. I can imagine wind having a predictability. Hurricanes, hail, sun, clouds, comets, plague of locust, catipilar, irate teenyboppers, looting, ice, cold, hell I can in my mind of minds imagine predictable love. I will be watching tomorrow. I am planing some lightning celebration. They have hurricane parties I am going to have a lightning party but secretly its a no lightning party. I would rather it stayed a bit wild.

I thank Steve

Thats right y’all its a shameless plug in the form of a blog. Friday night Feb 24th at 11pm the atomic grind show will play a set at freddy’s back room. Freddy’s is at 485 Dean street in brooklyn. w w w . atomicgrindshow . com . w w w . freddysbackroom . com .
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Bring your favorite people and grind show the night away
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its a blog
something deep
something witty
where is my love life
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oh yes and a charming truthism about life. right. life….it keeps happening….
COME ROCK AND ROLL WITH MY BAND YO!!!!!!!

Yes yes yall I am taking time off. The work aday world will not see me for a little while. I will still be auditioning and pimping the band but DAYS ARE VERY FREE!!!
Want to go to a museum, call me.
Want to go to the park, call me.
Movies, ditto
Plays, concerts, music, cooking, limited travel, I am available.
I have needed a vacation for some time but now I just don’t know what to do with the time.
Reading will happen, writing will happen but I need social gatherings.
Anything that you have thought to yourself “wouldn’t this be nice with some Joel in it?”. Count me in!
well most things anyway.
February is keep Joel sane month. ANTI CABIN fever month.
Everyone should do their part.
I make some fine food, I am willing to help with silly projects.

yes more video. yes watch it. yes this is what i am thinking about. Yes its Lenny Bruce. Yes he is one of my heroes.